You snore and snore
And snore some more.
At 5:15 your son awakes
Even though my body aches.
I wish that guy would fix his car.
I may bash it with a crow bar.
I need to sleep but it won't come.
Inside this chaotic home.
Three hours just isn't enough.
But The Grumpy Homemaker is very tough.
I'll while away these waking hours.
Oh hell, the milk's gone sour.
Tonight, I'm going to get some rest.
Snore, Buddy, I'll elbow your chest.
It's your night to ride the couch.
For God's sake shut your mouth!
I'm over worked.
I don't get paid.
With all these chores,
I don't get laid.
You know how much I love you all,
The short ones and the one that's tall,
But I'm really at my brink.
Oh my God! That diaper stinks.
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