Don't Touch Me!

You get on my lap,
Then you get off.
Your brother gets on,
And covers me with snot.
Please don't touch me.

You follow me around,
with your hands on my butt.
Your brother reaches his arms
Begging to be lifted up.
Please, don't touch me.

Cuddles are great,
But I need my space.
Please don't get jelly,
All over my face.
I mean it, don't touch me.

Your kisses are sweet,
But not all the time.
I just want a place,
That is only mine.
Just don't touch me.

Your Daddy's home now,
And he wants a hug.
He'll want to do more,
Oh God what a lug.
Please. Don't. Touch. Me