Germs, we haz 'em.

Germs invade my humble home.
They make us weep, they make us moan.
Germs make us sick,
They make us sad.

Germs, I hate you bitches.
Sometimes you give us itches.
Sometimes you make us cough,
Sometimes you make us puke.

Germs, go away,
You're not welcome today.
Germs, I hate you.
I really wish you'd die.